Alien Poker

"When I deal I win". I was never impressed with this quote because if you win when you deal, you must be cheating and if that is so, you'd be stupid to admit it to your opponent and even more stupid to use it as a boast. That's pride fckin with you.
How many local euphamisms for take a shit can you think of?
For example: Take a Lorry Oaks (political correspondant)

Twisted and evil

How many copies of Charlize Theron's head can you find on the display? Some are cunningly hidden a little behind bad wigs.
Inson gave me shit for photographing this when everyone else was photographing the decorations on the ceiling as it was for a Tanabata festival. She felt embarrassed when others watched me to see what I was snapping. I was vindicated later when a dude with a massive SLR camera who saw me decided he'd take some photos of these hedz too. Truly a worthy addition to anyones portfolio.

It waza my money!

A: 3 cappuccinos please.
B: We don't serve your type here!
A:Heres za muneee.
B: Leave!

Old school Photoshop

Many former friendship house dwellers may remember this classic image. A chick that used to live there about 8 years ago. Very annoying so I had to PS her head. This was with my old pentium 90 and a very old version of PS. I did manage to make her cry when I showed her though. Not really much of an accomplishment. Anyone remember her name?